How to Identify An Idiot?

• He spends twenty minutes looking at an orange juice box because it said, "concentrate".

• He puts lipstick on the forehead because he wanted to makeup his mind.

• He gets stabbed in a shoot-out.

• He sends a fax with a stamp on it.

• He tries to drown a fish.

• If you gave them a penny for their intelligence, you'd get change.

• He trips over a cordless phone.

• He takes a ruler to bed to see how long he slept.

• At the bottom of the application where it says "Sign Here", he puts "Sagittarius".

• He takes 2 hours to watch "60 minutes".

• He invents a solar powered flashlight.

• He heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, so he moves.

• He misses the No. 14 Bus, and takes the 7 twice instead.

• He takes you to the airport and saw a sign that said, "Airport left", and he turned around and went home.

• He got locked in a furniture shop but sleeps on the floor.

• He spends time reading thru the above 15 points and analyses if he is an idiot!!!